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Finally!

A website devoted
to the scientific
study of the
"Heavenly Bodies!"
When a Rockette Scientist views a line of dancing girls,
he wonders:

A) How much horsepower is that?

B) How many foot-pounds?

C) How will this affect the "Family Joules?"
Here are a few drawings by
Professor Richard Feynman,
in whose memory this web
page is dedicated.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Feynman
http://www.lanl.gov/history/wartime/images/ProjectYBadges/f/feynman-richard_p.gif
http://www.museumsyndicate.com/images/1/9605.jpg
http://img.timeinc.net/Life/lifebooks/macys/images/excerpt_photo.jpg
LINKS
http://www.life.com/Life/lifebooks/macys/excerpt.html
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http://www.costumeworld.com/images/rockettes1.jpg
http://www.costumeworld.com/images/rockettes2.jpg
http://www.costumeworld.com/rockettes.htm
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Feynman
http://lanl.gov/history/wartime/images/ProjectYBadges/f/feynman-richard_p.gif
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http://www.museumsyndicate.com/item.php?item=11510
http://www.museumsyndicate.com/images/2/11510.jpg
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http://www.museumsyndicate.com/item.php?item=9605
If a Rockette Scientist is analyzing a "barstool," what is
he really looking at?

A) Tensile strength of the chair structure.

B) Ergonomic design features.

C) What Daniel Boone stepped in.
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http://www.barkdesigns.com/
http://www.barkdesigns.com/crandell2.jpg
And now for a Western theme.
Here is an image from a website called
Bar-K Designs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-jEKVq38bY
Watch Gypsy Rose Lee
removing her white gloves on
Stage Door Canteen (1943).
If a Rockette Scientist is watching an ecdysiast or a
"fan dancer," what is he thinking about?

A) Debating with himself what kind of animal the
ecdysiast most resembles.

B) Mentally calculating the "tips to performance ratio."

C) Wishing he was her biggest fan.
April 13, 2008
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gypsy_Rose_Lee
http://www.answers.com/gypsy+rose+lee?cat=entertainment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-jEKVq38bY
http://www.amazon.com/Stage-Door-Canteen-Judith-Anderson/dp/B0006G5KGM
http://www.amazon.com/Stage-Door-Canteen-Judith-Anderson/dp/B000007PQ7
http://answers.shopping.com/xPC-Stage_Door_Canteen_Frank_Borzage
http://aberth.com/diadem/index.html
http://www.filmposters.com/images/posters/9888.jpg
Listen to Music
http://www.authentichistory.com/ww2/music/19411018_Any_Bonds_Today-Andrews_Sisters.html
AUDIO_MP3_MID_WAV